After much speculation, it has been reported that Britney Spears & Kevin Federline have named their new baby boy Sutton Pierce Federline. I am sure he already has a mini white mercedes with the license plate Sutton P. to match that of big brother Sean Preston. I have to say I don’t hate the name, but is terribly formal, considering the fact that he will probably grow up wearing “PIMP” tracksuits, & referring to women as “Hoes”, but formal isn’t bad, and if Britney takes my PR advice I have been offering her for free, then Sutton P. could grow up to be a very respectable business man. I have a big thing with initals, so I have more of a problem with the fact that she now has two children with the initials SPF…15, 30, 40 not sure which one she would prefer, but I’m told that anything above 30 will help you when you are flailing about in your carseat while riding in the back of a convertible & the california sun is beating down on you! i don’t know that is just what i hear!

I find it strange that the Britney camp hasn’t commented on the birth, but they are probably going to post a message once her new website launches. That brings me to another point, I am not quite sure what to think about the Britney Spears site redesign. I like the tiger theme because it gives me hope that SEXY Britney is going to make a comeback. One can only hope right? But the Tiger/Britney morph on the homepage freaks me out a bit. Here is a screenshot of the new homepage still under construction:

The redesign was obviously spurred by her little poem/journal entry/musing aka: “Love B Stream of Consciousness” she posted a few months ago:

It began by quoting the William Blake poem ‘The Tiger’:

“Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?”

Britney went on to write:

“In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure.”Like people, animals all have their own rhythm to life. I’m mesmerised by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them.”They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”

oh i get it, behold the beauty of britney and her quest for love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. did i get that right?

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