this site just made me laugh hysterically:
my sweet pee
this product was designed to allow women to urinate while standing up, thereby eliminating unsanitary public bathroom situations. i thought it made for a good laugh. well, maybe it will come in handy sometime at a bar. come to think of it, i don't know how reliable this apparatus would be in a drunken state. however, if you're interested give it a try and report back. apparantly it is easy to transport, so happy peeing! hahaha. luawgbl.
Archive for August 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
Thursday, August 18, 2005
first name basis
i have been in new york for awhile now and i can say quite confidently that the city will never cease to amaze me. yesterday i was a nobody and today i'm on a first name basis with hil and katie! well, not quite but stranger things have happened! as a fan of the today show i was very excited that my new york office was so close in proximity to NBC studios at Rockefeller plaza. a few days ago i had my first glimpse of matt lauer. i happened to have a camera with me and i tried tried TRIED to get a picture, but in my typical fashion i missed the shot completely and got only cheering fans standing in front of me. i do this a lot. when will ferrell graced my presence at Wrigley Field in may i did the exact same thing! (this is understandable in the presence of will ferrell-- i absolutely love him!) i was the crazy giddy fan when will ferrell was there, and no, i am not ashamed even if i should be. he just may be the funniest person alive. anyway, today i was a bit early for work so i thought just MAYBE j crew is open and i can get a little pre-shopping in (yep that's right as a shopaholic i scope out what is i will buy next--i do most of my "pre-shopping" when i don't have time to try things on-ie my lunch breaks, and before work) as i approached i realized my love, j crew, doesn't open until 10, but straight ahead I could see and hear screaming fans--ah hil duff was there. so, being the pop music lover that i am (no i'm really not ashamed) i joined the young and old. i stood next to a man from singapore who said he was in new york for business (this being his last day). he asked me who was singing. i told him, and he responded that he thought it was jewel, "that singer from alaska" and i assured him it was hilary duff. he had no clue, and he definitely had not heard of her. however, he was really enjoying himself, exclaiming, "this is really wonderful," "she is very talented," and "she must be a professional." that last one made me laugh. this guy was so ridicuously nice it was insane. anyway, i love tourists. it's funny because i am immersed in this beautiful, crazy, and crowded city every single day and i will forever be the ultimate tourist. i shook the man's hand, got a bit closer to watch katie interviewing hilary all the while kicking myself for not having my camera. not that my unreliable photo skills would have pulled through. my little sister would have loved every minute of this! she would have also thought seeing the grown man wearing the full out spiderman costume walking down the street in times square was hilarious. i wish i had my camera for that one too! (and no i'm not making that up or exaggerating in anyway- i saw spiderman. in times square. yesterday. i'm not creative enough to make this stuff up!) i really should carry it at all times while i'm here being the ultimate tourist and all. check out my pictures on my .mac homepage and you kind of get the feel for my unreliable photography skills. all i can say is that at least i try, at least i try. luawgbl.
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